Facts

FACTS

If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months, and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat up one cup of coffee. (Hardly seems worth it.)

If you fart consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced
to create the energy of an atomic bomb. (Now, that's more like it!!)

When the human heart pumps, it creates enough pressure to squirt blood
30 feet.

A pig's orgasm lasts for 30 minutes. (In my next life I want to be a
pig.)

Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour. (Still not
over that pig thing.)

Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure. (Is
that why Flipper is always smiling? And why isn't the pig included in this
list?)

On average, people fear spiders more than they do death. (The pig fears
nothing.)

A crocodile cannot stick out its tongue.

An ant can lift 50 times its own weight, can pull
30 times its own weight, and always falls over on its right side when
intoxicated. From drinking little bottles of....? Did the gov't pay for
this research?)

Polar bears are left handed. (Who knew? Who cares? Did the gov't pay for
this too?)

The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping
the length of a football field.

A cockroach will live 9 days without its head before it starves to death.

The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its
body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off. (Hi honey,
I'm home. What the...?)- kinda makes Lorena Bobbit look like an angel.

Some lions mate over 50 times a day. (In my next life I still want to be
a pig. Quality over quantity, you know.) (If that was the pig you would
need a 25 hour day.)

Butterflies taste with their feet.

Elephants are the only animals that can't jump. (Pigs don't care.)

An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain. (I know some people likethat.)

Starfish don't have brains. (I know some people like this, too.)

Remember, when someone annoys you, it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown. HOWEVER, it only takes 4 muscles to extend your middle finger.

LONG LIVE THE PIG!!!!