Liquor Label Warnings

Liquor warnings: Of course this does not apply to you and me,
but you may want to pass this on to other people to warn them.

Canadian liquor manufacturers have accepted the Health Canada's
suggestion that the following warning labels be placed immediately
on all varieties of alcohol containers:


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your bra and panties.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you
are whispering when you are not.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing
like a retard.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your
friends over and over again that you love them.

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you
can sing.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can
logically converse with members of the opposite sex without slobbering.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that
you are tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people
are really laughing WITH you.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.


WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may be a major factor in
getting your butt kicked.

WARNING: The crumsumpten of alcohol may mack you tink you
kan tpye reel gud....oK?



John Steger

thxs Nasty