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Friends don't let friends take home ugly men Women's restroom Starboard, Dewey Beach, DE Beauty is only a light switch away. Perkins Library, Duke University, Durham, NC If life is a waste of time, and time is a waste of life, then let's all get wasted together and have the time of our lives. Armand's Pizza, Washington, DC Remember, it's not, "How high are you?" it's "Hi, how are you?" Rest stop off Route 81, West Virginia No matter how good she looks, some other guy is sick and tired of putting up with her crap. Men's Room Linda's Bar and Grill, Chapel Hill, NC To do is to be. - Descartes To be is to do. - Voltaire Do be do be do. - Frank Sinatra Men's restroom Greasewood Flats, Scottsdale, AZ At the feast of ego everyone leaves hungry. Bentley's House of Coffee and Tea, Tucson, AZ It's hard to make a comeback when you haven't been anywhere. Written in the dust on the back of a bus, Wickenburg, AZ Make love, not war. -Hell, do both GET MARRIED! Women's restroom The Filling Station, Bozeman, MO If voting could really change things, it would be illegal. Revolution Books New York, New York. A Woman's Rule of Thumb: If it has tires or testicles, you're going to have trouble with it. Women's restroom Dick's Last Resort, Dallas, TX Express Lane: Five beers or less Sign over one of the urinals Ed Debevic's, Phoenix, AZ You're too good for him. Sign over mirror in Women's restroom Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA. No wonder you always go home alone. Sign over mirror in Men's restroom, Ed Debevic's, Beverly Hills,CA