Dinner at your girlfriends…

A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday
night and have dinner with her parents. Since this
is such a big event, the girl announces to her boyfriend
that after dinner, she would like to go out and
make love for the first time.

Well,
the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex
before, so he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get
some condoms. He tells the pharmacist it's
his first time and the pharmacist helps the boy
for about an hour.
He tells the boy everything there is to know
about condoms and sex.

At the register, the pharmacist asks
the boy how many condoms he'd like to buy,
a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack.
The boy insists on the family pack
because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his
first time and all.

That night, the boy shows up at the girl's parents
house and meets his girlfriend at the door.
"Oh, I'm so excited for you to meet my
parents, come on in!"
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner
table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly
offers to say grace and bows his head.

A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in
prayer, with his head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from
the boy.

Finally,
after 20 minutes with his head down,
the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the
boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this
religious."

The boy turns, and whispers back,
"I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

lolo thxs Chad for the joke